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nobscricket in o_dont_be_silly

wolves, bears and creatures from the underworld

Hi! As this is a new community, I am, in fact, a new member.
I would like to begin my membership with fear that I have had while walking to the bus stop each morning:

I have to walk through a path in the woods (which is fairly dark in the mornings in late fall, winter, and early spring) and I am often afraid I will either be attacked by wolves, bears, or creatures from the underworld. After expressing these anxieties to my friends, they voiced that I was being unreasonable and should be more afraid of escape convicts. I think that they were being unreasonable, because why would escape convicts hide out in a wood that might be infested with wolves, bears and creatures from the underworld?

Comments

Oh come on! There's no way the wolves and bears would attack you! They're too full from eating escaped convicts, surely?!
Well... there are still the potential underworld creature attacks...
They're *always* going to be an issue. They can only be stopped by destroying the forest and we don't want that, right?